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Talking with the Lord....
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A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets just close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, "Father God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
The man then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Then the man who thinks he has the upper hand asks,"Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies "sure,in A minute."
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Six guys having a little fun...
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Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's
apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand,
clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing
respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue
playing standing up.
Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me
boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife.. Who will
it be?'
They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They
tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad
situation any worse.
"Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen
you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it
to me."
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the
door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.
Gallagher declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home."
'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife..
'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.
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Traffic Camera
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This is suppose to be a true story.....
I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding.
Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.
I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace.
Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
Priceless!
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Funny Pictures |
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Lepers not Leopards
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Thou shall not Run!
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Merry Christmas
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Have a seat Kermit...What I am about to tell you might come as a big shock!
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Should of had your seatbelt on....
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Family Album....
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There I fixed it...
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Links to Other Humor Sites |
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Christian Comedy Index...
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This guy is funny....Mike Williams
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